Things to do on the farm

The next road trip the Cutler girls took this summer was to Grandma and Grandpa's farm. 

At the farm, we can eat unlimited corn on the cob and blackberries [if we ask Grandma nicely]. 

We get to play with sand, water and dogs....all at the same time.  

We can talk to Grandpa about world politics or golf. 

There are tractors to ride and drag around the driveway. 

When we arrive at the farm, they throw a parade! 
And you don't get to see it just once. No this parade happens at least three times, or until the candy runs out. 

Parade floats include Grandma and Grandpa's honeymoon car, cousin Ashley wearing a beret, and the cast of Duck Dynasty! 
Okay, so maybe it isn't the official cast. But they have beards, questionable hygiene and wear camouflage. Certainly a close second. 

If you are small you get to wear your swimsuit all day long and dump water on anything and everything. The more you can consume in the process, the better. 

And before departing the farm, it is essential to stop and visit the cousins. If they approach you as a pack, don't fight it. Instead knock over some blocks, steal someone's keychain and soon you'll fit right in.