Miss Piggy

The Cutlers recently got a new pet named Miss Piggy. Here are the reasons why she is the perfect pet:

1. She doesn't bark, shed, or leave presents in the yard.
2. She can be left outside for long periods of time unattended.
3. She is spayed, so we are helping to control the pet population.
4. She waters our plants without turning them yellow.
5. She is compliant with our condo's Rules and Regulations.